The Delta State - Quotes

**Quotes will be gathered daily as the show progresses, and will be updated every weekend.**

Season 1
1.First Contact (1)

Luna: Why do I feel like all hell's about to break loose?
Claire: Because it probably is!

Philip: So where is Brody anyway?
Martin: Well I phoned the number, it's a pager he hasn't called us back.
Philip: A lot of good he does us, it's like calling a suicide help line and being put on hold!


2.First Contact (2)

Philip gets tagged by pillow "OWW! I'm allergic to that."

Philip: "it's the Delta State. Nothing can't...not...exist...right?"
Luna:"I don't know if that's brilliant or just bad grammar"
Philip: "I believe todays word is brilliant"

Brody: Alright, time to come back guys. Come on, don't try to be heroes now... come back.

Philip: My entire left side is numb!
Brody: It's a risidual effect of the disruption, brough on from the rapid transition from left brain to
right brain as you return to our dimension. You're fine.
Philip: I'm having a stroke!?


3.Case Study

Philip: "Dub opens up your mind...clears your brain...that in turn clears your nose. Dub is a cold's arch enemy."

Philip: We've gotta go Delta and find Dang
Luna: But if we both go-
Philip: Our body will stay unconscious next to some dude that could turn into a rifter
at any minute... Okay or we could go back to the aparment and have a dance party! Whatd'ya say?
Luna: We have to go and retrieve Claire and... going delta's the only way
Philip: I knew you'd go for that option!

Luna: Let's take good care of us right?
Philip: Okay, let's take good care of us... I like when you say that.


4.The Reading

Chantelle: We have an anonymous caller on the line, you have a question for Chantelle?
Claire: Yes, I'm having trouble trusting my boyfriend, should I be worried?
Chantelle: Ah, the horseback, interesting. Tell me, does this boyfriend-
Martin: Wear an iron suit and slay dra-gons?
Philip: Nah only on a part time basis
Luna: He's actually a computer programmer!



5.Fusion

Luna: what is it with these brown outs? It's the third one this week?
Claire: every clock in the place is flashing twelve
Martin: yeah... that would be the worst thing about a nuclear attack, you'd spend all your time resetting the VCR's
Claire: resetting the VCR's? that'd be the worst?
Martin: Well there'd be the sores and everything... I don't wanna minimize that!
Luna: so what does a specializing communication officer person do?
Philip: oh you know, he specializes in officering information to special people... that kinda thing.

Jack: Mail for sector fourty-two goes in slot fourty-two, for sector eighteen in slot eighteen, for sector three...
Philip: In slot three?
Jack: Oh, you've done this before?
Philip: Ahhh, lucky guess!

Philip: You know what they say about starting at the bottom and working your way up? Well I'm about five stories below the bottom.

Philip: Ah OKAY!
Von Hiech: A HA so here we have the information violator
Philip: Jack! don't worry man I got your badge, Ah ha y'know what I'll just give it to you later
Von Hiech: The silver lining in your cloud is that while I cannot let you live, you will live long enough to see the first step in the immortalization of the rifter species
Philip: Rifters? Oh man, I thought you were just an ordinary nutcase
Von Hiech: Wait until you hear my plan!
Philip: No wait, I've seen too many criminal masterminds get away with this. If you're going to kill me I don't wanna hear your plan *covers ears* la lalalala... LAAAAA

Philip: hey hey, whoa whoa, in case you might've missed the sign there, it speaks quite clearly of danger. Hey you know what? Let's have another look at that sign, shall we?

Martin: I guess they don't make evil henchmen like they used to!



6. The Girlfriend

Claire: Why don't you try and stop him? (Philip)
Martin: What do you want me to do? Tackle him?

Martin: That's me
Claire: that's you?
Philip: what's happening?
Martin: He's wearing number nine, that was my number. I have that number now
Philip: That's great... you know later on we can talk about accessorizing it sounds like you have a wonderful base set but for now can we get out of here?

Louisa: Philip I've been told good things are worth waiting for.
Philip: Louisa!
Louisa: We haven't really kissed yet, have we Philip?

Martin: oh man, I have aches in muscles I never even knew I had!

Philip: it was like ... nothing, I dunno. Now that she's back to her old self I guess we just have nothing to talk about. I guess I was attreacted to the rifter part.
Claire: It's always the bad girls
Philip: I guess I'm just atracted to the 'dark side'!
*Luna giggles*


7. Vote Rifter

8. Cabin Fever

9. Mind Over Matter

10. Blast From The Past

11. Curse Of The Undead

12. Awakening

13. Claire's Crack Up

14. Road Not Taken

15. Couch Time

17. Labyrinth

18. Mix Up Of Genres

19. Training Day

20. Sweet Dreams

21. Brain Scan

22. False Identities

23. The Orb

24. Restraining Order

25. Deja Vu

26. Full Circle

27. The Final Battle


Season 2